Rapture Mania

So come May 21st, after 6pm, the rapture will fall upon us. I am going to go ahead and call "bullshit" on this for a few reasons.

• The Cubs havent wont the world series yet
• I have tickets to pear jam in August.
• Harold Camping has been wrong before and I might be going out on a ledge here, but he just might be crazy.
• Judgment day would be October 21st, which 9 days before my Birthday and that would totally ruin it for me.

I personally feel a cleansing of the this earth would be a great thing, but I am going to go ahead and plan on cutting on the lawn on Sunday. Also...I copyright the "Rapture Mania" phrase.